Zombie Women of Satan (2009)

That was an excellent one.

I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

It is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties. It's a feast for the eyes. But what really makes this dramedy work is the acting.

Just for the sake of brevity, this film is good in the same way as Flash Gordon or Reefer Madness. It's awful in the best way.Films like this float or sink on the ways in which people die: the more entertaining the better. This one rises to the occasion, with some funny/gruesome combinations. If you expect to experience a paradigm shift in the horror genre - as many of the other reviewers seemed to - then you'll despise this with a vengeance. If, however, you just want something damn entertaining to eat up some time, then this is a very good option. Hilariously bad dialogue, hammed-up to epic heights, sex-obsessed clowns and extended scenes of defecation make this one of the best worst things you'll watch for a long time.Note: the best jokes in this film are the epi-jokes which appear to have been missed by everyone who thought this was either a serious horror film or a SATD-clone. Pay attention and it's even funnier.

The title should make it apparent that this is a cheap B movie (my rating of 7 is in this B movie genre as its pointless comparing this directly with big budget movies)All the classic elements are there, outrageously stupid plot, wonky camera work and topless girls running around.I quite liked this. The violence and sex is vulgar but not disgusting. This 'Trauma' type films can easily become offencive and unwatchable -I found this offering erred on the side of 'cheeky' and I didn't ever feel the urge to write my MP in complaint.The acting is of high standard for the genre, the characters are interesting and there are a few chuckles to be had along on the way.OK some of the zombie girls are rapidly recycled and some wouldn't make it on to the cover of Vouge but hats off to all involved. Considering the budget for this movie was probably less than your average movie star's lunch allowance the production values are solid enough -no wonky walls, luminous slime, dry ice or sound booms sliding into shot.If you are expecting big effects, naked super-models or tear-inducing performances then I would suggest staying away from these B movies. If you are looking for a light hearted, silly, bit naughty waste of 90 minutes then this is the ticket.

... and can I just apologise to the world for anyone who unluckily stumbled across this 'film'! I would like to apologise on behalf of Newcastle, the North-East of England and just the United Kingdom in general! This film is seriously a waste of your life and time! I hear Warren Speed is making a sequel!!! Well his cast obviously haven't seen the original and realise what damage it will do to their reputations and future 'careers'! The 'humour' in this film is absolutely abysmal... and not a true representation of the North East of England or it's people! The 'scripting', 'directing' and 'acting' in this film is beyond human comprehension... and not a true representation of the North East of England or it's people! Honestly! People around England... and the globe have this idea that Geordies and people from the North East are stupid, immature and hopeless... and people like Warren Speed and his cast of ridiculous half-wits really don't help! Please! If you have spare money and are tempted to rent or buy this utter shambolic atrocity!!! PleaseE!!! Reconsider and give it to a homeless person, or a charity... or just rent/buy a film that won't make you feel like humanity is not worth saving! Warren Speed aka Pervo The Talentless Clown... you really are a disgrace to art and everything else and should be wholeheartedly ashamed of yourself!

This is an attempt to make Viz style humour..outrageous, dealing with taboo subjects, pushing the boundaries of good taste, overdosing on profanity. While it does all those things, it fails to remember to be funny, scary or interesting. There are no jokes to speak of and no plot. These things wouldn't matter if it had decent actors but it doesn't. No-one involved in this has ever done anything mainstream and probably never will. Even at the most base level of possible appeal ie as an attempt to titillate it fails because while there is a good deal of nudity it is all of unattractive people. Avoid this as if your life depends on it.