Under Southern Stars (1937)

Waste of time

One of my all time favorites.

I really wanted to like this movie. I feel terribly cynical trashing it, and that's why I'm giving it a middling 5. Actually, I'm giving it a 5 because there were some superb performances.

if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

. . . if not for such widely admired Traitors to Civilization as Hitler's Nazi Field Marshal Erwin "The Desert Fox" Rommel, whose initial World War Two "successes" prolonged that conflict by several years, costing Humanity at least 30 million more horrible deaths, including that of Dutch teen diarist Frank. In a similar vein, a rogue element within Warner Bros. uses UNDER SOUTHERN SKIES to subvert Common Sense in an illogical attempt to rehabilitate the reputation of American Rebel Mass Murderer Gen. Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson. Historians concur that Jackson's "success" cost the lives of at least 100,000 Union Heroes fighting against Racist Lazy Southern Tyranny, and that American Blacks such as Kanye, Denzel, LeBron, and Oprah STILL would be toiling as Slaves in the Cotton Fields Today when they were not stripped naked and lashed to the flogging post, had not Jackson been gunned down by his own men. Demographers also agree that Designated Survivor President Andrew Johnson's decision NOT to at least hang all the Confederate Traitor Officers, coupled with Jackson's carnage against the Northern Gene Pool, allowed enough Rumpsters to infiltrate Posterity and the American Electorate of 2016 to steal a Rigged Election they LOST by 2.7 million votes through the Racist "Electoral College" Loophole. As America teeters on the brink of Constitutional Annihilation, you can bet that "Stonewall" is Whistling Dixie somewhere Down There right now.

This short subject film chronicles the last day in the life of General Thomas Jonathan Jackson better known as Stonewall. The fate of the southern cause may very well have died with him that day in Chancellorsville in 1863.He got the nickname of Stonewall at that first major battle of the Civil War, Bull Run. So named because the brigade he commanded stood against the charging Union army and turned it back. But his finest hour was Chancellorsville.Jackson was a man of deep religious faith who never doubted the rightness of his cause. That's usually the problem with those who think God is on their side, there were some folks like Oliver O. Howard on the Union side who prayed as much for their troops as Jackson is shown here.That he was a military genius is unmistakable. He devises the strategy with Robert E. Lee which brings victory at Chancellorsville which you will see here in Under Southern Stars. Fritz Lieber is impressive as Jackson as is Pierre Watkin as Robert E. Lee. A pair of young lovers played by Fred Lawrence and Jane Bryan get more in the way of the main story, attractive though they are.A nice thumbnail history of Chancellorsville.

Under Southern Stars (1937) ** 1/2 (out of 4)Mildly entertaining, if rather confused docu-drama about "Stonewall" Jackson (Fritz Leiber) and his final battle, which cost him his life. The film also centers on a young man in love with his daughter who must prove that he has no more feelings for the North, which is where he comes from. This is a pretty strange film because the thing is all over the map in terms of one trying to understand what it's trying to do. We start off with what appears to be a musical because we have some fancy singing at a party. Things then take a turn when the "hero" General Lee shows up and a battle is going to follow. We then learn that Stonewall has a great sense of humor. We then see the battle finally happened but Stonewall is injured. Things switch again back to the good singer who just happens to need to prove himself to the dying man. The movie never knows if it wants to focus on the war, the young man or Stonewall. On that level the movie is all over the place but the production values are high enough to keep on entertained throughout the 16-minute running time. The performances are pretty good as are the brief battle scenes. The music isn't too bad either but it's the beautiful Technicolor that steals the film.

In an age when the appearance of the confederate battle flag is offensive to so many, it follows that a film glorifying the Confederate cause and its leaders may one day merit a viewer advisory. If not that, then maybe an advisory for the unquestionably 1930's sounding song performed at the film's opening. What were they thinking? Thank heavens there was no Busby Berkely number at the opening of Gone with The Wind!Aside from the above, this is a splendid example of Technicolor; a process that I wish would be revived. The startling saturation of color might liven up some of today's 'dogs.' Civil War buffs will certainly find authentic-looking costumes and the portrayal of Generals Lee and Jackson more than a little interesting. In many regards it is more convincing than Selznick's 1939 masterpiece.