Shark Exorcist (2015)

Truly Dreadful Film

A Disappointing Continuation

Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

in the past long ago, i took a recording class in middle school and every "short film" that was made was more comprehensible than this. disregarding the quality, there's literally no story or plot in this movie. it's not even a movie. if you're buying it, you're buying it for the cover. more effort was put into the cover on the case for the movie than the actual movie, by far, as it's actually sort of not terrible, kind of. this piece of garbage was probably filmed in less than three hours. if any of the actors got paid, they're geniuses, because this took absolutely no effort or labor from them, except for the man who ran for five minutes of the movie without any cuts. he was literally just running for five minutes straight. why? i don't know. nothing in the movie is explained or clear in the slightest. the effects are horrendous. acting? horrendous. the individual shots? horrendous. i'd rather watch birdemic, and that's really saying a lot.

I was not expecting much from this. The title says it all. I did hope it would contain some humour or charm though. It fails on those counts and it fails as a movie too.The plot would struggle to fill up ten minutes of screen time if the director had not put in a lot of long lingering shots. I accept that a lot of men like looking at a woman in a bikini but that scene seemed to go on for an hour. The CGI shark is poorly done and as the budget did not allow it to interact with any character it just never did feel like a threat.The acting was poor in places and over-dramatic. The music was often distracting and spoiled at least one scene. Certain scenes seemed to have no relevance to the plot (such as it was) too. If you are a fan of bad movies then go ahead and watch this. You will probably be disappointed. I know I was.

OK so have to write 10 lines on this, which feels like an extra punishment for trying to force myself to watch this. I made 20 minutes!A few years ago I worked with some friends on a Zombie style horror series they were making. We never finished it but looking back the quality of that was far better than this. It's cheap, the acting (if you can call it that) is appalling.I'm actually having trouble to find the words to actually describe thisSometimes I'll say 2/10 for effort but this doesn't even deserve that. I even tried swearing at the television to see if it would make it better but I couldn't even find words bad enough to make it work.I'm going to bed now, my day's ruined thanks to this!

Shark Exorcist (2015) * (out of 4) A nun is upset about something so she calls on Satan who enters a shark. This shark eventually attacks a woman, which causes her to become possessed and soon she is luring victims back to the shark. Or, something like that.SHARK EXORCIST is a real throwback to the days when a great title and poster meant you could get your movie viewed. Director Donald Farmer has been around for a very long time and he created a great and catchy title and the poster for this film is outstanding. Both were great enough to where they would grab people's interest and make them watch the movie.Is SHARK EXORCIST a masterpiece? No, it's a pretty bad movie on all levels. With that said, there's no doubt that the film had no budget and in all honesty I feel bad being mean to it because as awful as the film was there was some sort of low-budget charm that kept me somewhat glued to what was going on. Again, everything here is pretty bad but I give everyone involved in the film credit for actually going out there and making a movie.I think the film could have been improved on in many aspects including the story, which just never really makes too much sense. Scenes just appear to happen for no real reason as if they were just making things up as they went along. I'm sure some nudity or a bit more of an exploitation feel would have helped as well.Still, SHARK EXORCIST is pretty much exactly what you would expect it to be.