Teeth and Blood (2015)
A beautiful diva is murdered on the set of horror director Vincent Augustine's latest film "Chapel Blood." Somewhere between the crime scene and the coroner's van, the body mysteriously disappears. Meanwhile, the city's supply of donated blood is being dangerously depleted. Suspecting a connection between the events, detectives Mike Hung and Sasha Colfax go undercover at the studio to investigate. Their attempt to crack the case quickly turns into a desperate battle for survival when they uncover an age-old war between rival vampire covens that threatens to consume humanity in a final, grisly assault of Teeth and Blood!
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Sadly Over-hyped
A lot of fun.
Pretty good movie overall. First half was nothing special but it got better as it went along.
It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.
Teeth & Blood is a soon to be classic, camp, horror film. It captures your attention & imagination from the very beginning as it takes you on a journey of archetypical vampire drama.You don't have to worry about being scared or bored with this cinematic adventure. You just wonder what theatrical school these actors came from! The storyline isn't bad and even has satirical, comedic lines every so often. Additionally the vampires' bites could have benefited from "more bite". But it all contributes to Teeth & Blood's perverse appeal. And again from beginning to end, you're not bored. Hopefully there will be a sequel.
This film looked like one of those. I really kept thinking about Blacula.So the plot is that an actress is killed on a set of a cheap vampire movie and they send in two detectives to infiltrate the studio, which is in fact, run by vampires.One of the detectives is supposedly a vampire hunter who apparently doesn't know all that much about hunting vampires. He has a fight with one of the vampires and then we forget about his character for a large chunk of the film while the studio is being overrun with vampires.There's also some subplot with a blood bank making synthetic blood or something, but the plot if convoluted, and it seems there were multiple directors and producers.There was also the character of the "Ghetto Vampire",who was just plain offensive to everyone.I do give this movie credit for a lot of eye-candy. Unfortunately, not a one of them could act.Also, the way vampirism works in this film, where a vampire apparently needs to feed several times a day and anyone they bite also becomes a vampire, seems like the city would be overrun with vampires pretty quickly.So I would recommend this film on a "So Bad it's good" rating.