Night Fangs (2005)

Excellent, Without a doubt!!

everything you have heard about this movie is true.

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

Where is the negative rating scale? This movie deserves a negative three! You'll develop a blood lust by watching this movie.. but it's not because you're a fan of vampire movies.. you'll be demanding heads.. you'll want bloodletting of the producer, the casting agents, and well, everyone that marketed this atrocity that passes as a movie. It's a movie in as much as there are flickering colors upon the screen and noises emanating from the sound holes on your motion picture device.There are less unpleasant ways to Excruciatingly slowly kill brain cells. At least alcohol has a numbing effect. You'll have no such benefit from watching this movie in its PATHETIC entirety.Your friends will doubt your taste in movies.. you might be banned from picking movies.. you might lose friends over it.. your hair might fall out, too. Isn't there supposed to be something alluring about lesbians? Oh, yes, there are supposed to be HOTTIES. This movie showed the queers to be the gut wrenching, disturbing moralphobic wretches that they are. The director failed to portray the BRIEF moment of IMPLIED regret by the obese, dark haired bitch over the drowning of the "virgin"; it came off for what it really was: self loathing and fear of apprehension. Virginity IS PURITY of heart. Lack of sexual intercourse alone a virgin does not make. That's called sexually inexperienced. A true virgin, one of chaste heart, would never have allowed the influence of an overt lesbian. This movie is as wildly conflicted as it is flawed.Self loathing -- you'll be in that boat too, if you PAID to watch this movie. Save yourself the heartache.Just say no

Is this a joke or what?, this film is the worst piece of crap i have ever seen in my hole life, i swear that a home movie made by 5 years old kids will be much entertaining that this, it's is an insult to any human being, i tried to finish the movie (and believe me i tried really hard) but after 45 minutes of watching pure crap i turned off my DVD player and turned on my TV to see the news, terrible acting, terrible photograph, terrible music, terrible effects, terrible actors, terrible story, i know it is a low budget film but this was ridiculous, absolutely everything was terrible, i can't imagine how people can rate this movie (if this thing can be called a movie) with more than 1 star. Please stay away from this awful thing.

Wow, there's a few harsh reviews for a fun movie, can't help wonder if it's personal.. Maybe someone thought she could act better than the chosen leads? Which leads me into my review! We rented this for a Halloween weekend Indie horror flick fest. I thought it was quick gory fun, with all the staples of your lesbian vampire flick. (If you don't know what that is check out any of the Hammer films, Caress of a Vampire, Vampyres Lesbos, etc.) The story seems to run on a little long in points, but then you get the payoff scene which gave it a mini-series feel at times. The actresses weren't Judi Dench caliber but it's a vampire flick. I especially like the casting of a full-figured woman for the lead. (To many cheerleader hookers in horror flicks these days.) They carried the material well, and the material was just enough story to setup and tie together the action, which is what the film was about- violence and gore! Good fun, and perfect for a Halloween weekend viewing.

... though it would be better if you could reverse the flow of time by 98 minutes, and THEN pullout my eyeballs, before I sat down to watch 'Night Fangs'. Sometimes, a director with vision and an artistic eye can create a really good, creepy little horror film, using a low budget and a lot of imagination. This isn't one of those times. 'Night Fangs' was truly one of the worst films I've ever seen -- as a vampire film, it failed on every possible level. Crap storyline, crap acting, crap script, unerotic, and of course, not the slightest bit frightening. This wasn't even junior high-caliber stuff, folks: Spanky and the Gang could have pulled together a show scarier than this. Save a few brain cells and find something, ANYTHING, else to do other than watching this "film". I beg of you.