Black Devil Doll (2007)

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.

I've had this movie for about 2 years and would have posted a review much sooner, but my friends have been borrowing the damned thing for the whole period. It's low-brow, toilet humor, Planet Uranus filth, and I love it for that! A simple plot: a black revolutionary gets executed and a stupid, fat-chested bimbo plays with a Quija board and accidentally plants his soul into the body of a rancid, black ventriloquist doll. Heather Murphy(Heather)plays the bimbo and she falls in love with the foul-mouthed thing, having sex on whatever is available. She thinks its love, Mumbaia(forgive me if I've spelled it wrong) sees a whole lot of sex and murder. He wants to screw and kill everything. I repeat-EVERYTHING! It tasks the poor woman into inviting her friends over for a party, and that's when the true sickness and depravity of the film comes shining through. The girls as 10X dumber than Heather,finding any opportunity to get naked and separated from each other so our hero(?) can have his way with them. The party scene is a rip-off of H.G. Lewis's "Blood Feast 2" and just goes overboard, but you begin to expect it to do that. Any chance for a gross-out and vulgarity is exploited to its fullest. This is a party movie- the one you get your drunk friends rolling on the floor in tears with. It means to be offensive and it delivers. BOY, it delivers! But it does it smart; breaking the 4th wall with humor- check.Bad taste jokes delivered with punch(8 Seconds!)- check. Really witty dialog(What am I supposed to do while you're here with them?- Bitch, I don't know?! Go to McDonalds, eat a Happy Meal!) - check. You even get to see a Whigger in its natural habitat. Nothing Oscar caliber, just dirty snickering fun! If you start watching it with low expectations, you'll really enjoy it. I recommend the DVD, which you really can't take your eyes off of for a second without missing something; credits included!

It's all in good fun... Right? No, I don't believe it is. What would be the fun in that, anyway? I don't care who you think you are. I don't care if you think Combat Shock was hilarious. This new and greatly improved Black Devil Doll will grab your sensibilities by the throat and cut it open, and whatever happens after that is your own damn fault. Black Devil Doll is a half homage, half remake of a mind-numbingly awful pile of Z-grade garbage, from the 80's, entitled Black Devil Doll From Hell. A film that, over the years, has gained a bit of a reputation as (arguably) the worst in history. And might I add, a film that has been seen by far too few. but apparently, one day, an aspiring director asked himself a very important question. "What if Black Devil Doll From Hell was a masterpiece?" Sure, with a little tweaking, here and there. Hire some actual actors. Put some actual money into it. Maybe even cut a few minutes off the opening credits. It could actually turn into something. And what this new Black Devil Doll has turned into will cause a laughing/crying fit, which will know no relief until it's all over. So, a dim-witted chick named Heather messes around with a ouija board, for no particular reason, instantly causing a doll to be possessed by the soul of an executed black-militant (Mubia), who despised white people, and loved raping and slaughtering white women. It's pretty much love at first sight. Although, it might be a short-lived romance, because one woman ain't never enough for this guy, but maybe with a little smooth-talk, Mubia can convince Heather to not only let him cheat on her, but maybe even let him rape and slaughter all her friends... As if she has a choice. Only problem now is just getting her out of the house.What we have here is simply the most offensive, most outrageous comedy of the past decade. Possibly the most offensive movie since Pink Flamingo's. that's right, I'm a John Waters fan, a Troma fan, and an LBP fan, and now that I've seen Black Devil Doll. I can finally say that I've seen it all. Besides the obvious, Black Devil Doll is also a homage to old Blaxploitation, and Exploitation, in general. I suppose what this film is homaging, and what it actually is, is one in the same. Folks, this is a perfect example of modern Exploitation. For more in future cult classics from this past decade, check out Special Dead, and Sick Girl. If you're smart enough to not take movies seriously, and If you have a sick sense of humor, like someone I know, you will find Black Devil Doll to be positively delightful. And that's a guarantee. 10/10

This briskly paced film features a misogynist racist black ventriloquist doll that f**ks, sucks and murders a series of big b(.)(.)bed California style p0rn0 sluts (there is even an end credit for a breast augmentation doctor!). And not necessarily in that order. To enjoy this movie, you must reach down deep to find and embrace your own inner misogynist racist black ventriloquist doll. If you don't think you have one, you are deluding yourself. Yes, you ladies have your own doll too, it's just a little deeper down in your subconscious. If you positively refuse to acknowledge your inner darkness, you can at least watch in awe at the depths that the modern male psyche can sink to. Nothing about this movie suggests that uptight moral and upstanding citizens should be renting it, but I have all the confidence in the world that your zest for self-righteous indignation will overcome the obviousness that this movie was not made for you. I look forward to reading your hilariously overwrought 1 star reviews. But for freaks like me, BLACK DEVIL DOLL could not have arrived too soon.

For some time I had to think about this movie. It certainly isn't a typical 2/10 home made self-deceived fabrication. After numerous people had praised it, I was certainly beginning to doubt my judgement. It is a movie that describes the rather dubious satisfaction of large busted white women by a sexually adept and stereotypical black doll. If this is an acceptable parody of white attitudes to black people then forgive me. But I honestly imagine that were I black I would be offended and very justifiably so. I can appreciate that in certain regards there is some professionalism that has gone into this racist diatribe but nonetheless....get over your fear that the foreigner will steal your women!