Peter Rottentail (2004)

This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

It's a feast for the eyes. But what really makes this dramedy work is the acting.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

Peter Rottentail played by one of the movie's directors John Polonia is no ordinary pet.A part-human,part-rabbit monstrosity produced by a magician at one horrific birthday party,Peter is out for blood.When a couple decides to rent the house in which the party took place,they're in for a murderous fight for their lives.I haven't seen "Razorteeth",but if it is as bad as "Peter Rottentail" then I give up.The acting,the special effects,the dialogue,the gore-everything is straight from grade school play.Admittedly I laughed few times during this childish and unfunny horror comedy.The bunny rabbit who uses carrots to kill is a great idea,but not well-developed here.I kind of enjoyed "Splatter Farm" due to its morbid mood,but this one goes to the trash can.

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*The cast of "Razorteeth" reunites to torment us once more. We haven't suffered enough. This time, the result is "Peter Rottentail", a killer rabbit-man flick. A magician swallows a Rottentail potion and promptly dies. Years later, two misfits read a spell and Rottentail comes hopping out of his grave. He's a giant bunny rabbit who wears a suit and hat. Rottentail kills various people for fun and wants to finish off the two brats who made fun of him years ago. The brats have now grown up into two slackers who wonder what they've done to deserve the bunny man's wrath. I know the reason. They're in a terrible B-movie of course. Peter Rottentail doesn't need to know any more than that."Peter Rottentail" is lame. A very depressing "blah" feeling will wash over you as the movie ends. You'll think about all of the cool things you could have been doing instead of watching this pathetic movie. At least I laughed a couple of times at "Razorteeth". This flick just had me depressed at its nothingness. It deserves a good bashing.Here are a couple of things. First, why does the giant white bunny rabbit have black hairy hands? Did they run out of rabbit costumes at the Dollar store and had to go with a leftover gorilla suit? One guy goes out to a strip club. Well, he says it's a strip club but it's the only one I know where there is siding on the walls and an ancient pinball machine in it. I wondered why they even bothered putting a scene in a strip club since I knew this movie couldn't possibly afford any nudity. I was right as the whole "strip club" scene consists of the camera looking at the guy! No strippers at the strip club. Genius! The main fatality with this one is Rottentail. He makes lots of lame jokes and even lamer kills. He's one lame bunny. Let Peter Rottentail hop, hop, hop away.

1st off I'd like to say I'm all for low budget films and wouldn't judge a film as being bad if it wasn't,but this is really in my top 10 worst films I've ever seen.Sub Rosa's a company who you can split into two parts the fine Eric Stanze productions (he's groundbreaking now,just wait till he gets the budget he deserves) and this which wouldn't even work as a troma release.I know your not meant to take these cult comic,grade-z films serious but this isn't good by a long shot bad video fx,bad unfunny dialog,bad plot & and most of all a bad idea to stretch what woulda made a lame skit on a comedy show,just hope they had fun making it cause I very much doubt anyone who wasn't involved in it would.theNomad says go eleswere for this style of film done well,if you haven't you could check out street trash or brain damage..(1 out of 10 for the "nice carrot patch" line)

Horror movie and B-Movie fans everywhere know that good films often are the cheesiest ones in which the directors take light of the movie and make it an enjoyable experience for it's viewers. This movie fits right in with great classics we all know and love. We watch them for kicks with our friends or suffer through them on MST3k. There's no need for Mike and The Bots here though, as you'll be having enough fun with the movie by yourself, or bonuses if you bring your friends. Just beware, it takes a B-Movie fan to truly enjoy this, bring your Hollywood blockbuster CGI loving friends along, and they'll lynch you. If you've seen any other Palonia films you'll know why. He cares more about actual film making then about cramming Special Effects down your throat. The end result is a fun filled, Cheese ridden B-Movie that will stick with you for a long long time.