Beneath Loch Ness (2001)

Good concept, poorly executed.

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

As a fan of monster movies I was keen to watch this . As a Scot I was enraged, horrified for all the wrong reasons and then laughed so much I didn't mind the time wasted watching ! It is worth watching this pile of poo just so that you know that you have probably seen the worst film ever. No matter how bad any bad films you might see in times to come you can take comfort in the fact that you have seen the worst So carry on with hope in your heart and don't look back. Keep this in your collection and remember things can only get better.Or watch with friends and have a dram every time you spot a mistake, terrible accent or bad acting. I would imagine by less than half way through all will be good .

The legendary Loch Ness Monster terrorizes a lake in Scotland and Patrick Bergin comes out to kill it.Yes, we have a relatively low budget film about the Loch Ness Monster with no actors you have ever heard of and a crew you do not know, either. Was this filmed in Scotland? Maybe. But the Scots are seen as backwards bumpkins with a sheep fetish.This film takes the view that Nessie is a prehistoric dinosaur or similar creature. That is probably the most interesting view, even if not entirely plausible. But, hey, when your monster may not even be real in the first place, go all out.

Bad movies are always best when the director, writer or *somebody* connected to the production feels they have "something to say", or when the filmmakers believe they're making a better movie than they are. Failing that bad movies can be enjoyable by being either goofy and fun or outrageous and eccentric.This movie, unfortunately, is none of those things. Everyone involved seems to have had a pretty good idea that they were just punching a clock to fill an hour and a half on the sci-fi channel or something. The "best" part is the badly aged (and poorly done even for a decade ago) CGI, but there's not enough of that to salvage it. Don't waste your time on this turkey.

There are people who know the dangers. They are made fun of, chased out of town. No one cares? "Let's go into the water. The rich business man says it is OK" Apparently I need to write more lines. The creatures always evade the best technology, or worse the people get sent out into danger with fault instruments. "get going, save the world, but sir our sensors don't work, OK I'll go"If a group of four go two will die, the obnoxious, pervert dies first. Then his girlfriend or the girl noxious guy was hitting on. The heroes girlfriend appears to die but she gets save by hero of the movie at the end. Nobody get too freaked as the death toll rises. Just some thoughts on this kind of movie.