Bunker of the Dead (2016)

Just what I expected

best movie i've ever seen.

The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

I've been wanting to see the film, "Dead Snow," forever, but I'm too cheap to pay to rent, etc...because I'm usually almost always, disappointed in horror.Since I haven't been able to see, "Dead Snow," I've been obsessed with Nazi zombie movies and watch every one that I think might not be a total abomination.Pickings have been slim, but I've seen a couple...they sucked, so I kept bypassing this one. Once again, as happens with me, with no other option, I decided to watch it and glad I did.It's not great, but I'll tell you this much... Markus makes the entire movie. Hands down.If you watch this movie for no other reason, watch it because of him. His dialogue, jokes and smart aleck mocking attitude are downright hilarious.Some parts of the film are stupid...such as why Markus can kick Nazi zombie butt all day, but the American troops get wiped out like whipped cream on a sundae.Still don't understand the significance of the alien and why he wasn't interested in killing Markus, but regardless...Markus makes the film worth watching.Have a look...and enjoy Markus.

The producers of this video - cause that's not a movie - should be sent to bed early and without supper.... assuming they are 13 year olds.I refuse to believe adult persons were involved in the making of this. Cause if so, that would be the only horrifying factor of that video.I'm done now with my review.IMDb is forcing me to write a couple more lines. By the time i have reached the line quota i will have put more work and effort in this review than everybody in this film, crew and participants alike - i refuse to call them actors like i will not call this video a film - have invested to make the video.Can i click the submit button now? How about now? Oh come on are you f...ing kidding me?!

First three minutes into this mess and I already had my hand on the FF button. "Bunker" is a big old zombie turd from Germany. It seems two friends are trying to discover this "lost" bunker and everything else after that becomes a potluck of garbage. The main character spends just about the entire movie going up, then back down, the same set of stairs. Shot in the form of a video game first-person shooter, this is just about as bad as it could get. From the one guy's martial artist expertise (nudge/nudge, wink/wink), to makeup that ends at the person's jawline, this one almost defies description. Could not stand either one of the guys; in fact, I would have liked to have slapped them both until my arms got tired, but I digress. It was a hoot to find out this was originally shot in 3D--couldn't tell you when those effects would have come into play. The one kicker in here is not only are there zombies in the bunker, but there is also an omnipotent alien, and Hitler himself! If they could have just included Bigfoot and Elvis, all would have been forgiven...Rated "R" for ridiculous, the movie has some graphic violence, but not what you'd expect from a zombie movie. Skip it.

saw it on the premier screening at a festival a few days ago. but what can I say... no suspense, incredibly bad actors (bad English too), boring story, lame 3D. typical trash coming from Germany. after 10 minutes it just gets plain boring and repetitive. 2 points for the nice locations and a few splatter moments. but calling this a film is actually pretty weird. if you are fan of amateur trash in 3D you might want to give it a try, but don't waste more than a dollar or two for it. but there are much better ego-shooter films or even fun splatter films out there.too bad... the director seemed pretty sympathetic on the q&a. :(