Dyke Hard (2014)
Dyke Hard is a failed rock group travelling to a battle of the bands competition in the big city. The journey is further filled with bizarre, fierce and passionate encounters with cyborgs, ghosts, a thai boxer, roller derby gals, ninjas, motorcycle gangs and a mysterious billionaire all of whom will do everything to stop the band from making it in time to the battle.
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Brilliant and touching
This film is so real. It treats its characters with so much care and sensitivity.
Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.
The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.
Dyke Hard is a band made from misfits. The lead singer opts out of the band and frames the rest of the band for murder. The film ends with a battle of the bands.The movie is campy with bad musical numbers.Guide: Sex and nudity (male and female )
It's good how this movie, ugly-looking and full of naive freaks, can feel positive and upbeat. There is no mocking or irony in this, everything in sight is true and real.It may feel off-putting to some, but I guess it's meant that way. There's something unique about it and the writing is good and the plot is entertaining. There aren't going to be many surprises, but it's just entertaining, lively, and very sweet. This definitely is a feel-good movie.Also I think that Alexi Carpentieri is an amazing actor! Wish I could meet him in real life.Now I want to see more of Bitte Anderssons movies
This so-called movie was first intended to be released by Troma, but of some reason it never happened. Because it is a flick without any blood and gore, or because it is aimed for a purely queer and gay public? Both, I think. "Dyke Hard" had no potential even for Troma. Here are some lame action and fighting scenes, but not one single drop of blood.Can it appeal to a queer/gay public? I doubt that, too. The movie is a complete mess where almost nothing hit the right note, and it excuse itself with the tiresome attitude "intentionally bad -- and that's the fun guys!" But this cliché in modern B-movies only works if the viewer understand that the movie is made by people who play under their real ability. It is all too easy to make intentionally bad flicks, only because the movie makers are afraid they should not be good enough, if they tried to make something good.The musical scenes are often OK, and the songs are often catchy. Probably you can see them on Youtube soon, and then you don't need to see the whole movie.