Angel of H.E.A.T. (1983)

You won't be disappointed!

Really Surprised!

good back-story, and good acting

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

One very funny,sexy movie. Miss Chambers is as beautiful as always, it's nice to see an adult film actress that takes her looks and career professionally. And Mary Woronov at 40 looking 15 years at least younger holds her own with Marilyn this was my first time seeing Miss Woronov and have been a die-hard fan since. The movie is pure escapism, just fun nothing to be taken seriously. My only issues are I can't find an affordable copy that is as clear and in focus and maybe it's just me but the way it was cut it gave me the impression that there was an X-Rated version that was cut down to an R-Rating, the mud wrestling scene in particular but still a very watchable and still very sexy movie. So as hard as I've looked for it (no pun intended) it has to be an amazing film.

It's clear that Angel of H.E.A.T. is crappy movie yet it's fairly entertaining. So you can say this is pretty good bad movie, not the best kind of though.Marilyn Chambers is some sort of agent representing organization called Protectors. They work outside of the official organizations like FBI, CIA etc., so they can do stuff that real agents can't... Not that this is really shown in this movie. Her character is named Angel Harmony and in the movie she has to work with real agents to stop the mad scientist or something like that. If these agents are the saviors and protectors of the USA and the whole world, well, we are doomed. And this Angel Harmony should be the best of the best! OK, Marilyn looks good and it's great to watch her naked. There is some nudity but there should be more, then H.E.A.T. would be better trash. And if one have seen Chambers previous movies one is expecting more tits at least. Also Mary Woronow offers also some skin and nothing to complain about that either.Action sequences are poor. Well, whole production is of course cheap and it shows.There are some interesting characters besides Angel. In these kind of B-movies there's always has to be a midget and here we have one who tries to score our beautiful lady. Also, we have Asian martial arts expert called Hans (!) and Aryan looking agent called Wong (!) who is played by adult star Randy West.Serious movie watchers: don't bother. But those who like all kinds of trashy movies and are remembering warmly 80's video era: you might want to check this.

"Angel of H.E.A.T" begins well, with a James Bond-style title song and title sequence, featuring a naked Marilyn Chambers practicing karate! Unfortunately, it's (mostly) downhill from there. Chambers, with her ultra-fit, muscled body (think Jessica Biel), would seem a likely candidate to build a low-budget action franchise around, and indeed a title card at the start, "The Protectors, Book #1", suggests that some sequels might have been intended. Of course, none were ever made, and it's not hard to see why. The film is often dull, and has barely any action. Most of the running time is taken up by talk, (welcome) nudity, and (not as welcome) attempts at campy comedy. There is just one big laugh -> the villain: "You will be the first sacrifice of virgins to the almighty Albert" - Marilyn: "This guy is REALLY out of touch"! Even Mary Woronov as a bisexual nymphomaniac, Gerald Okamura as a German (!) martial arts instructor, and lengthy female mud wrestling footage, cannot enliven this film enough. The "H.E.A.T" is lukewarm at best. ** out of 4.

Way back when I was a wee lad, in the early days of cable television, Angel of H.E.A.T was a late-night staple of the newborn industry. My young mind was sent reeling by the possibilities of a sexually-charged action film starring an ex-pornstar, but my family didn't have cable at the time, and all I could do was read the TV listings and dream. Many years have gone by since then, but I never got around to seeing Angel until now. While it certainly doesn't live up to my pubescent imaginings (what could?), I was pleasantly surprised to find it a fairly clever, campy, playful romp.The story is actually pretty solid - Mark and Samantha are government agents concerned about the activities of a vigilante group called the Protectors, and are also looking into the theft of top-secret microchips from a big defense contractor. The Protectors are also on the trail of the thieves, sending their agent, Angel Harmony, to put a stop to it. Paths cross, agents, vigilantes, and androids are thrown together, occasional light coupling takes place, and eventually the two groups team up to take on the villain.But don't expect this movie to take itself seriously. The whole film is tinged with a borscht-belt wackiness which occasionally breaks out into full-blown vaudeville, well-timed to pick up the slack, keep the movie entertaining, and move it along smoothly.