Speed (1936)

The Worst Film Ever

That was an excellent one.

Save your money for something good and enjoyable

While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.

Pedantic, dull and rote enough to qualify as a documentary about a Ford Motor Co. assembly line. I'm half-certain I saw this in science class in Grade 5. Frankly, if this is Jimmy Stewart's first starring role he's lucky to have survived this dog of a movie . Best part is when they show them testing a white 1935 Plymouth Garbagecan. The stunt driver - clearly wearing a racing helmet and white fire suit - rolls it. They play it up for comedy. They cut back to the dame. Then back to the car, which is now a dark 1935 Plymouth Rollingcoffin. Out hops Jimmy Stewart in tie and slacks and flawless white shirt, with slightly tousled hair. Cue the romance .

Nope, not that Speed. Here we have one of Jimmy Stewart's first starring roles. He plays a test driver (sort of a living crash test dummy) for Emery Motors with ambitions to become something more and win the heart of pretty Wendy Barrie. So he designs a new carburetor and works with a rival to make it work before testing it out at the Indianapolis 500.Jimmy Stewart fans might be a little surprised by this one. This isn't the usual likable guy-next-door Jimmy we all know and love. In fact, he's kind of a jerk at times. But that's the way the character is written so we can't fault Jimmy much for that. It feels like it was written with someone like James Cagney in mind. Weldon Heyburn (who?) plays Jimmy's rival for Wendy Barrie. Ted Healey plays Jimmy's comic relief best friend. The always adorable Una Merkel has a supporting part as an executive at Emery. Pretty surprising to see that, given the time in which this was made. Of course, she's in love with Heyburn's character and wonders aloud if the promotion to executive was worthwhile since it's come between them. But she never gives up her career during the film. There's also some talk at the end about gender fairness as relates to Wendy Barrie's character ("A girl can have horse sense, too!"). So this is pretty forward-thinking for a B picture from 1936.The movie makes good use of rear projection effects and stock footage. It's interesting stuff if you're an automotive history buff. I liked seeing the old cars, auto factories, and the racing and crash footage. The "Falcon" car that Jimmy drives in the exciting climax was created just for the picture and it's pretty cool. All in all it's a decent movie with a few extras that make it a little more interesting than you might expect.

**SPOILERS** Pre "Mister Smith goes to Washington" James Stewart as automobile greasy monkey Terry Martin who's come up with this great invention that would revolutionize the auto industry. Terry inverted this real cool carburetor that can increase the speed of a car, without increasing the gas intake, at least 30%. The trouble is that the super cool carburetor doesn't seem to work in the tests at the Emery Auto Factory that Terry is employed at. It's when hot shot auto engineer Frank Lawson, Weldon Heybrun, shows up at the plant that he finds a way to put Terry's carburetor to work.That's with a horizontal inlet value that he invented that will have the flow of air adjusted to the carburetor's burning of gasoline.Putting aside all this boring technical stuff about super cool carburetors and horizontal inlet values the film really gets going when pretty Jane Mitchell, Wendy Barrie, shows up on the scene as a publicity agent for the auto company. It's then that both Terry and Frank start knocking themselves out to get Jane to go out on a date with them. It's Frank, in being a collage graduate with an engineering degree, who ends up with Jane making Terry, a self made mechanic, feel a bit down and resentful, of both Jane for turning him down and Frank for ending up with her.Determined to show that his carburetor is the real deal Terry together with friend and fellow grease monkey Clarence Maxmillian "Gadget" Haggarty, Ted Haley, test the contraception out at the pre trials of the Indianapolis 500 and set a track record with it! It's when later Frank has his horizontal inlet valve installed that the car that Terry & Gadget were driving flips off the track putting gadget into a wheelchair and leaving Terry with a mild brain concussion!***SPOILERS*** Terry is now given permission from his boss Mr. Dean, Ralph Morgan,to drive the super car Falcon, that's the spitting image of the later Batmobile, in at test drive at the Salt Flats in Utah. As Terry attempts to brake the worlds speed record he almost ends up almost killing himself when the car,that mysteriously caught fire, overturned and almost crushed him to death! With now Frank rushing behind the wheel he drives to the nearest hospital at super speed all the way to L.A with an unconscious Terry as his co-driver. In the end Frank not only saves Terry's life but breaks the world speed record giving Terry, the driver of record, the credit of doing it! And as for Jane it soon comes out that shes the niece of the company's owner Mr. Emery! It was Jane who was influential in getting Terry's carburetor tested and having Frank, who was in on whom she really was, perfect it for him! Terry in the hospital recovering from his injuries begins to realize what a sap he was and makes up for it by letting Jane, whom he had earlier broken up with, kiss him goodnight.

The point of interest in this movie is that it is the first starring role for James Stewart. Being a Three Stooges fan, as well as a fan of Mr. Stewart, I enjoyed Ted Healy's fairly substantial supporting role. If you don't know, Ted Healy started the Stooges act - they were HIS Stooges, at first - with first Moe Howard, then adding Shemp Howard, Moe's older brother, and finally adding Larry Fine in 1925. Ted was their boss; they basically responded to him as the central figure in their stage act. They signed with MGM in 1933, with Jerome Howard (Curley) as the third Stooge instead of Shemp (who quit), did a few shorts and had some minor roles in some features, then separated over money (mainly) in 1934. Ted went on to appear in a number of MGM films before his untimely death in 1937. In "Speed", he plays Gadget, Terry Martin's (Stewart) comic sidekick. Ted does a few things reminiscent of the Three Stooges, like having three incompetent assistants in one scene, letting out a "woo-woo" like Curley in another, and pulling the old "Gentlemen" gag (looking behind him when someone addresses them, as if he doesn't know who he's talking to). Not a great movie, but enjoyable enough. Also look for the underrated Una Merkel as "Jo".