Shark Zone (2003)

Such a frustrating disappointment

Good movie but grossly overrated

Don't listen to the Hype. It's awful

There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

And obviously, the people giving this film 1 & 2 star ratings, haven't. Anyone who watches any amount of horror/shock/scary movies at all, would know that the list of films worse than this one, is infinite. In fact, I just turned off one that bored me half to death, with pathetic shark/kill scenes and the acting in it...I've seen better High School plays. Someone pointed out the "mom" as being the worst actress in this film. Out of place... definitely and more befitting a brainless schlock movie featuring naked hotties.The rest of the nitpicking is just that...nitpicking. Watch more movies, nitpickers, and in particular some of the absolute rotting stench fests I've watched to review for various magazines and YouTube channels ...then come back and tell me this is the worst film. Not even close. Not worth paying more than $1 or two, to see, but definitely worth a watch if you can catch it for free. I can't say that about all free movies I've seen.

Let me just say...THIS MOVIE ISN'T EVEN A MOVIE!!! It's pretty much just a bunch of stock footage of sharks and clips from other shark movies! It even gets worse, they roar! Plus, in the beginning, the divers can talk underwater. It's like another Cruel Jaws! In my opinion, it's pretty much a shark toothed mess! On the other hand,the good things in this movie are, that the whole storyline is awesome, and it's a fast paced movie. But, why did they call this movie "Shark Zone"? It isn't even about any kind of zone in any part of this movie. The mayor is really dumb in this movie, for not closing the beaches. So, if I were you, I would buy it off EBay, and watch it for the fun of it. I gave this movie 4 stars.

Well one thing is immediately blatantly obvious from watching this......it was filmed on the cheap with a capital 'C'. However, as the saying goes, cheap and cheerful which incidentally is entirely applicable to the film in question.There's simply no point in trying to judge this film on it's technical merits, nor it's logic, nor the story, nor the acting performances. Nor is there any point bemoaning the fact that our Great White shark friends in this have suffered some almost libellous character defamation, whereby here they growl(!), pack hunt(!) and love nothing better than hanging around sunken galleons snacking on unsuspecting divers.No, the best way to judge this flick is on its pure entertainment value and in this respect it scores highly.Just marvel at some of the most obviously studio filmed scenes set on boats (my God! - you can even see the seams in the canvas 'sky'!), laugh your pants off at the franticly edited shark attack sequences (in reality stock Great White footage spliced into newly filmed scenes with flaying divers in reddened water whilst the camera is violently shaken around like crazy and exaggerated chomping noises are overdubbed on the soundtrack!) and finally spot the multiple instances of stolen footage from the Shark Attack series(!!!)Yes, this is undeniably a mightily bad movie......and an immensely satisfying one at that!

I would like to simply leave a two word review: Sh* Zone, but I am not allowed so I will discuss this masterpiece in greater detail. Basically, the movie is about how one man must fight both a school of super POed sharks and a bunch of crazy Russians. If your wondering what Russians have to do with sharks, you will find out. This movie, written by the genius who gave us all three Delta Force movies, never ceases to amaze with its total sweetness. The dialogue: sweet, the plot: awesome, the special effects: unparalleled. The lead actor has played impossible roles in the past to great critical acclaim - for instance biker gang member in Batman & Robin - and lives up to expectation in this film. Watch this movie with friends and you will not be disappointed.