Half in the Bag Season 4

Jay and Mike talk about The third and final Hobbit film…. while sitting in a house on the bottom of a lake…

Mike and Jay decide to sit out Dumb and Dumber To and see some good movies instead!

While Mr. Plinkett’s house floats across Lake Michigan, Mike and Jay attempt to wrap their brains around Christopher Nolan’s latest film: Interstellar. Mike also discusses some previous films about black holes like Event Horizon and The Black Hole.

Ben Affleck’s penis.

This time, it’s personal.

Mike and Jay discuss some of the movies that they’ve seen this year that haven’t been previously talked about on Half in the Bag.

Mike and Jay are joined by a construction worker named “Rich Evans” to talk about Into the Storm, a found footage rip off of Twister, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a modern day rip off of your childhood heroes.

Mike and Jay check out a recent little indie drama (Guardians of the Galaxy) and a sci fi blockbuster (Boyhood).

After a year, Mike and Jay return to Mr. Plinkett’s house! Once they re-introduce themselves to chairs, the two discuss Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

After landing a new client, Mike and Jay waste time talking about a movie nobody cares about, a movie nobody saw, and a movie nobody likes.

Even though Jay and Mike have never been to college or read a book, they are on Spring Break!

Jay and Mike see the new Godzilla movie whilst Richard Evans is forced against his will to watch the 1998 Godzilla movie. Rich Evans wishes he was dead.

Mike, Jay, and their new friend Rich Evans check out the most critically praised movie of the year, Transcendence, as well as the obligatory sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man.

Mike and Jay see the latest Marvel blockbuster, Captain America: The Winter Soldier and are then challenged by Mr. Plinkett to remember the plots of this endless onslaught of superhero movies.

After a failed Weekend at Bernie’s homage, Jay and Mike discuss two non-Hollywood films in an attempt to regain their sanity.

Joined by their new police officer friend, Mike and Jay check out the remake/reboot/rehash Robocop.

Mike and Jay are joined by a real life Milwaukee police officer to talk about all things Robocop. Bonds are formed, emotional wounds are mended, and everyone learns to love themselves, and each other.

Fuck you! It’s January! Mike and Jay celebrate cinema’s greatest month by seeing The Legend of Hercules and then try to make up for that by seeing Spike Jonze’s latest film Her.

As with previous years, Mike and Jay close out 2013 by seeing an actual good movie by a well-regarded director. This year it’s Martin Scorsese’s crime epic The Wolf of Wall Street. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett eats 37 double bacon cheeseburgers to get free health care.