Dead in Tombstone (2013)

Nice effects though.

Absolutely the worst movie.

I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

I like Danny Trejo but I prefer he played as a villain instead of the hero. After Machete, he rarely got antagonist role, including this film when he's the protagonist. Mickey Rourke and Danny Trejo playing together in one movie, so it's supposed to be something, right... In the mean time, let's bring back Danny Trejo to his roots of evil.

I knew what kind of movie I was gonna get, and I'm very sorry for all the people, mainly Romanian, who tried do to a film of professional quality. It is professionally done, good picture quality, great explosions, great sound, and 3d techniques.Stunts may not always be on top, but to make a stunt look good, the director has to cut it right, which hasn't always been successfully done, which leaves sometimes a slight feeling of ridicule.Whoever wrote the text the actors had to give, was ... not inspired, at all, and the actors clearly missed the point of what they had to say, no right intonation, even Mickey Rourke went down. Even some rare good quotes come out flat.A lot of scenes come with a lot of different angles and 3D special effects (which are the real positive aspects), but they are used for no purpose, there are no differences in intensity in the scenes, they just run by flat as the lyrics.Most disappointing is the lack of any kind of humor, even in real life there happens to be a joke, none here, and that is the main issue. The story takes itself seriously, what a shame, and what a difference to the Rodrigues/Tarantino, filled with references, which a lacking here too. Their crescendo directing of scenes to deliver us a mind blowing enjoyment is completely missing in this movie.Would I watch it again, probably not, or else for the only reason I managed to watch it to the end (in two trials) : just as a bad example to admire what it takes to make a Django Unchained or a Sin City

"Dead in Tombstone" is a rewarding western fantasy shoot'em up with Danny Trejo as a murdered outlaw and Mickey Rourke as Satan. This imaginative oater is blood splattered and sprinkled with nudity. Anthony Michael Hall is cast as Danny's half-brother; according to Hall, they shared the same mother. "Death Race 2" director Roel Reiné and scenarists Brendan Cowles and Shane Kuhn have contrived a thoroughly formulaic sagebrusher with something in common with the Clint Eastwood western "High Plains Drifter." As the chieftain of the Blackwater Outlaw Gang, Guerrero (Danny Trejo of "Con-Air") and his gunslingers rescue half-brother Red Cavanaugh (Anthony Micahel Hall) from the gallows and he tells them about a western town where a legal dispute has occurred involving a mine filled with gold. The sheriff of Edendale confiscates the gold and locks it up in his office vault. Guerrero, Red, and the Blackwater gang ride into town. Red double-crosses Guerrero and turns his gang against him. They blast him to smithereens in a saloon, and he wakes up in Hell where he persuades the Blacksmith (Mickey Rourke of "The Expendables") to let him return to Earth and harvest the souls of his treacherous half-brother and his reprobate gang so he can secure his release from Hell. In one scene straight out of "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly," our mustached anti-hero assembles a gun and blows his adversary away. The CGI special efforts are pretty seamless for this straight-to-video hellraiser that features better than average production values and good cinematography. Trejo is appropriately gnarly.

Dead on Arrival, this DTV Movie is just Awful. Once again They hire an Epileptic Cameraman that is in Denial. The Vision is that anything is not worthy of being On Screen unless it is a Shaky Whip-Pan and Quick Cut. This results in Motion Sickness. Please, Hollywood take notice. Stop this Immediately. It does not and never has been anything but annoying. But yet it is used again and again even in Mega-Budget Action Movies. Listen Up from Outside the Bubble. It is not energetic or adrenaline inducing, it is Nauseating.This Movie suffers from much more than that. Mickey Rourke's Dialog seems Dubbed by a Line Reader with absolutely no Ability to do anything except Read Lines. The Intriguing Premise is totally Mishandled in what could have been an Exciting Genre Bending Movie.It is a Colorless Palette with nothing but Blacks and Bluish High Contrast. The whole Thing looks like a Video Game that Flopped. There is nothing here to Recommend and Fans of the Cult Favorite, Danny Trejo will check in only to find that this is nothing more than a commendable effort lost in a Wilderness of Woefulness.