Milf (2010)

Save your money for something good and enjoyable

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.

I wanted to like this movie, I mean, who doesn't love a hot cougar? The women were hot and the guys had funny moments. All in all it was OKAY. Definitely worth having on in the background if ya enjoy these kind of low-budget T&A movies. I commend the efforts of the filmmakers more than the execution. The best thing, no doubt is the nudity. GREAT nudity... if that's what tickles your pickle. I think if they woulda had a few better actors, especially for the lead guys, the movie could've been way better. I think the director did a nice job of adding effects and transitions to up the production value and give a nice, fun feel and energy to the film. The thing I think you'll notice the most are the the "comedic scenarios" and how they try to pull off funny scenes like that of the American Pie franchise. It doesn't quite nail it for me, but like I said, I commend the efforts and certainly wouldn't bitch for the last 90 minutes of my life back.

My friend recently lent me his DVD collection. It had been a long time since I had watched an adult comedy and I have never watched a movie with the whole premise based on this concept. So I gave this movie a shot with low expectations and as soon as the movie opened, I knew this would be cheesy and crass. But hey, what adult comedy isn't cheesy! So it was a low budget movie. Turns out its just like every other adult movie where the leads sole purpose is to get lucky. I just hoped it would give me some decent laughs.So there is this group of four college nerds, who have probably never been laid in their life (except for Anthony), who discover that its easier to bait sexy older women into having sex with them, rather than having their hopes dashed by girls of their own age. Anthony has a huge crush on his best friend, Brandon's mom and one day he walks in on her when she is naked. To make things right with Brandon, he promises to do anything he asks of him. Brandon, while having his eyes set on another chick his age, also gets into a friends-with-benefits kind of situation with Anthony's mom. He hides this fact from everyone else and the movie tries to make you laugh from the ridiculous acts of these four guys.There are many clichés normally associated to this genre. They could have pulled off a good movie if the writers had any brains. It seemed like it was written by horny teenagers. The women actors are all basically just porn stars out to make a quick buck in their spare time and the movie portrays all older women as sex maniacs who would jump into bed with just about any guy. Never once did this movie actually manage to be entertaining or had a proper story. I didn't enjoy the movie and it made no sense most of the time. I barely laughed, no, just smirked at a few scenes and ended up playing the movie at 1.5x-2x speeds.Anthony's 'acting' and God, his eyes and voice made me want to kill him and burn myself! The two other friends, an English and a Latin guy, at first, came off as blundering idiots, which they are, but as the movie progressed I didn't hate them as much as I thought I would. The only one with any acting ability was Brandon (Jack Cullison) whose character isn't fleshed out (not that I was expecting any kind of good writing) and is wasted in the movie. There is gratuitous nudity and surprisingly, not much crass humor. Even then, the movie is very boring with atrocious writing and acting. If you want to watch sexy older naked women, might I suggest the next level in adult entertainment! It has much better acting and is more enjoyable than this garbage.2/10

Not really into the whole teen sex comedy thing, but I wanted to pick this up because it had several late night softcore actresses I'm a fan of in it. The eye candy delivered, but in some cases was all too brief.I mostly got it because Kylee Nash is in it and I'm a big fan, and I really wanted more of her after seeing her in The Hills Have Thighs. Her scene is decently long for a bit part, very hot for non-softcore, and surprisingly funny.Christine Nguyen was one of the other main reasons I picked it up, and her scene was over a little more quickly unfortunately.Diana Terranova was also in it and I was very happy to see her in some nice naked action after the tease in The Hills Have Thighs.As for the rest of the movie, it was funny enough that I laughed at most of it. I thought the acting of everyone, both the main characters and the gorgeous ladies playing the MILFs, was surprisingly good for what a low budget it must have been considering it came from The Asylum. The jokes were basically what you'd expect, but they were delivered well and made it worth watching the entire thing instead of just skipping to the sexy bits.

I am surprised to say I actually really enjoyed this. I watched Sex Pot, the other Asylum college type comedy, and was kind of disappointed by it. The production values felt amateurish. This was completely different though. It looked professional, and the writing and acting were very good too.I thought Phillip Marlatt had pretty hilarious delivery for a lot of his lines, and managed to show a decent range. Amy Lindsay also showed some good range and looked adorable in the incognito fedora and trenchcoat outfit when she snuck into the dorm.For the smaller parts, there were a few stand outs. The guy in the dorm room next door, who I don't recall the name of and can't seem to find here on IMDb, was funny and had a few really great lines. Mike Gaglio as the yogi master husband was hilarious. Kylee Nash as the cheating wife of the black physics professor was gorgeous. Diana Terranova was hot too and funny as the crazy sex addict kinky MILF.I think the funniest part in the entire movie was the dream sequence with the birthday party and everything. There were a lot of funny parts though, I actually laughed out loud through most of the movie. I found it to be way funnier than most of the recent American Pie movies that are kind of the same genre. Hopefully Asylum will make more in this genre because they seem to have really improved since Sex Pot and I don't think they make enough comedies compared to all their monster movies and knock offs.