Conjoined (2013)

You won't be disappointed!

Too much of everything

Excellent but underrated film

The acting in this movie is really good.

CONJOINED is a sick little comedy horror about a guy who begins an online relationship with a beautiful woman, only to discover that she's a conjoined twin. Even worse, her sister is a serial killer. There's no more plot to it than that, and no real laughs ever, as this ultra-cheap effort is consistently unfunny. It's clear that the writer of this trash has been inspired by the films of the Farrelly brothers and his film is just as boringly offensive as their output. The director has a single room which is constantly redressed to look like different locations, and the bright, high definition quality of the film-making shows up just how cheap it really is. Add in silly sub-plots, lame overacting and a deliberately cheesy tone and you have one off-putting movie.

What can I say, very humorous. .. well acted, camera work was well did. I thought the script was written well and the movie didn't drag out. Kept me fairly entertained throughout the movie. I own it! ... and I won't let go of it., so get your own! If this movie is a preview of things to come in Joe's line of work, I think he will do considerably well. I can't wait to snatch up the rest of his movies and any upcoming movies for that matter. Keefer Barlow had an outstanding performance. The rest of the cast did a fine job as well. If you like blood, sprinkled with comedy and layered between lots of flesh. ... this is definitely the movie you will need to add to your collection.

I was able to see this film at a showing at a local community college, and in all honesty, I should hate this film. The cinematography was poor, the script haphazard and weak in many areas, and the acting in some places average at best, decent in others. But for whatever reason, I want to see a prequel-sequel to this film. Terribly.Technically speaking, the film is a mess and rather lazy. Clearly the filmmakers are not trying to win you over with camera tricks, cinematography, interesting locations, or strong dialogue. Instead, the focus, it appears, is on this cadre of peculiar, off-center characters who inhabit this world, that MUST be full of nothing but idiots. It is in the strength of these characters and the actors who play them that this film is able to succeed. The story, while a great setup, falls on its face in terms of execution. Despite some comedic set pieces of blood and gore, there was a lot of opportunity for greater exploration. But maybe that's not what the goal of this film was. It's truly hard to tell at times. The story's set up is certainly interesting enough to make you want to check out the film, but what you find yourself in after watching it is something else. It's a love story. A weird, convoluted, disturbing love story.Surely, budgetary restrictions prohibited the filmmakers from getting crazy with the possibilities, but should they attempt to make another installment - I'm sure it will yield a much stronger production.For whatever reason, I want to see another film. And by all accounts, I shouldn't. But I am incredibly curious about what these characters were doing before the events of Conjoined, and what happened to them after said events. There's truly some juicy material in that should they ever wish to revisit this zany world of characters.In summary, I hated Conjoined, but I would kill to see another one. And that's an honor that once only belonged to 2008's Jumper. So, Conjoined is in very interesting company.RATING: 5/10

I really like the humor in this movie. The b movie sort of feel to it really pulls it off because this movie is aware of what it is and is trying to entertain. I didn't feel at any time it took itself too seriously or became too silly which is often a line that movies of this tend to leap over I would really recommend this to someone for like a Saturday night special or Friday night flick because it is genuinely enjoyable. The lines felt funny and never cheesy. i liked how just numb the main character seemed to get to the whole thing. I laughed a lot during this movie, especially during once scene in a car. This was the scene i rewound and watched a bunch. This movie is full of moments like that where you just want to rewind and watch that happen again.Again this is a VERY enjoyable film and I loved the blood effects.