Murder on the 13th Floor (2012)

Crappy film

Brilliant and touching

Absolutely the worst movie.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

I liked this film, it was a little slow and thought that all the actors did a good job. It annoys me so much when someone won't come out and say what needs to be said, but then there wouldn't be much suspense if they did!! Seriously I'm digressing, it does have black humour it's okay for both sexes and the bad guys are vicious comedy relief. I think some of it wasted on the technology, after all there are houses and so on like this now and most of us are savvy enough to know what it all means. Decent plot good acting, bit of fun don't take it so seriously and enjoy it in bed with some ice cream and partner or mates on a lazy afternoon.

Saw this movie for the first time a few months back. It was actually pretty fun. Lately, I've been watching a lot of Lifetime movies with my wife and found this to be sort of a "guy" film. Lots of dark humor in this one, especially from the two bad guys who show up later in the film. Although my wife didn't think they were that funny, I thought they were a hoot. Compared to other Lifetime type movies this one really has a higher production value. The computer visuals were pretty good. The acting for the most part was good, except for Jordan Ladd. Wasn't sure what was wrong with her, but her performance seemed a little off. SPOILER ---- When Jordan Ladd needed to play the "the bad guy" she was okay, but when she attempted the "sweeter" moments-- she was just off.All in all a pretty good little film. Much better then the typical Lifetime movie.

Jordan Ladd was possibly the worst actress I have ever seen. The entire movie is a writing and acting train wreck. I can't add a spoiler because there is nothing to spoil...the whole thing is rotten. Absolutely terrible. The review requires a certain number of lines. I cannot imagine having 10 lines to say about this movie. It is that slow and that bad. I watch a lot of movies. This may be the worst of all times. And did I mention that Jordan Ladd is the worst actress of all time? I certainly hope she has some other means of income. OK...I keep getting the message that I need more text. They should let me off the hook on this movie. My review is now officially much better than the movie. I promise.

The inter-racial couple had a marriage from Hades. How he could have been with her is beyond me. The child, Cody, is precocious and at the beginning of the film, he goes running up and down in the most technological apartment building of our times, go know that running around the building will become such an important facet of the film.The two guys hired by the wife to kill the nanny needed to have MacCaulay Caulkin play tricks on them as he did in his "Home Alone" movies.Unbelievable that the planned killing made to look as if it were a robbery gone wrong goes terribly wrong in itself and the bodies really begin to pile up.Ariana and Jordan had absolutely no chemistry whatsoever.