The Ice House (1969)

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

Better Late Then Never

As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.

if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

The Ice House (1969) ** 1/2 (out of 4)Ric (Robert Story) is the youngest of twins and works at an ice house where he has it made. He's a good looking guy who he gets a lot of women in bed but when one woman hits him in the head with a bottle it causes him to flip and before long he's murdering women and storing their bodies in the ice house.THE ICE HOUSE is a rather interesting gem that manages to be quite entertaining throughout its running time. The movie was sold as an "Adults Only" picture and it's easy to see why since there are orgies, full nudity strip clubs, murders and a lot of other things that certainly push this pass your kiddie matinee. If you're a fan of the weird then this one here will be right up your alley!I must say that I thought Robert Story was very good in the role of the serial killer. Sure, we're not talking Anthony Perkins type of perfection with the performance but I thought he was a lot of fun when he was the normal playboy as well as when he was playing the spaced out killer. His real life twin David Story plays his brother here and I thought the two were fun together. There are several naked ladies throughout the running time and while they can't act they can at least look pretty.The film has some really campy dialogue that's trying so hard to be groovy and I'd argue that some of the situations are quite funny as well. This includes one woman who jumps in the car not knowing that Ric's "date" is actually dead. There's no gore or graphic violence but that's okay because we do get a really wacky police chase at the end. THE ICE HOUSE certainly deserves to be better known that it is.

This is one of those movies that 21st century audiences simply don't understand. If you weren't around in the days before political correctness, you probably won't either. But if you were, you probably "get" movies like the original "Porky's," made when the drive-in was king and you could get your date in the mood with a sexy flick."The Ice House" is a perfect example. It has it all: Handsome, virile beefcake male leads (the Story brothers) with whom the male audiences can identify; hot cars; clubbing at a live sex show; a murder/suspense plot; and plenty of skin & sin to keep you alert.The tongue-in-cheek plot opens with handsome stud Rick Story banging his latest conquest while scantily clad ice-house customer Venus de Marco waits impatiently for service. Though freshly drained from his romp he hits on her too, something her three beefy boyfriends don't appreciate. A fight ensues and Rick wins...until Venus offers him a toast, then smashes him over the head with a beer bottle.Rick awakens in the arms of his cop twin, David Story. Rick is good and mad at Venus and decides to kick her butt. He tracks her down to the Magic Mushroom, where she dances virtually nude. From there he follows her home, seducing her in the shower. They are going to make it a regular thing, until she toasts him once again--triggering recall of his previous rage, he kills her without realizing what he's doing.Rick freaks out and has a devil of a time hiding the body. An ex-cop himself, he knows how to clear the crime scene. But his plans go awry and he's forced to hide the body at his ice house until he can dispose of it. Meanwhile, a female customer sees the corpse and faints, forcing Rick to take her in and assure her it was just a prank. She buys it but needs a drink. When he pours one for her, she toasts him, triggering his homicidal knee-jerk reaction and he kills her, too! Rick's brother now knows something is up. A chase ensues and David finds the women's bodies. Rick tries to explain but David still wants to take him into custody for his own and everyone else's good. A final twist at the end tops things off nicely.Not recommended for 21st century whiners who curl up in the fetal position over anything that doesn't have a heavy-handed, politically correct pro-feminist message. Highly recommended for sexually active young men who like to have fun without a lot of post-modern propaganda thrown in.PS: Watch for William Bonner's turn as one of Venus' boyfriends. Bonner (real name Pierre Maurice Prenatt) was an Air Force vet who made his debut in Ed Wood's "Orgy of the Dead" and turned up in other films like "The Hard Road." He was expert at playing sleazy hoods but in real life was a very nice man. He was seriously injured while making his last film in 1975 and confined to a wheelchair for the next 39 years, until his death on 21 October 2014. RIP, my friend.

Luckily the two main leads, the Story brothers never appeared in another flick. And by saying that the tone is said about this sleazefest. It's made by Frank Henenlotter and that says enough. Bad acting, and the acting here is one of the worst I have seen. Bad editing, there are a lot of jumps in the editing and even in the score. The reel used is as bad as it can get with a lot of scratches. And the colours are also really bad. But still this is a good example of a 42nd street grindhouse flick. It contains a lot of gratuitous nudity and face it, it was made in 1969! But for the freaks out there the mum of Jennifer Aniston acts in this flick, and again, Jennifer is for me as ugly as hell, I just can't understand what men sees in her, her hair is more important than her acting, but I'm getting of track. So for the freaks, you can see her mum perform in her underwear and bikini in this soft core sleaze flick. Full frontal nudity, a lot of juggs and a few killings on LSD music and vision. Men, this is pure grindhouse!

Interesting "Adults Only" . . . er . . .chiller (no pun intended this time). Rick (David Story) is a chick magnet who runs an icehouse. His life looks pretty good until a buxom blonde go-go dancer named Venus (Sabrina) conks him on the noggin with a beer bottle after he beats up her three (yes, THREE!) boyfriends. Suddenly Rick sees flashing lights and crazy sounds and goes into a blackout where he has an irresistible urge to strangle people! Rick's twin brother Red (Robert Story) is a local cop who urges him to get help but when Rick's doctor suggests committing him to a hospital Rick balks, figuring he can keep his . . .um . . .little problem under control. Venus' initial contempt of Rick turns to passion after he breaks into her apartment and climbs into the shower with her (just keep saying "It's only a movie . . .only a movie . . .") but when she offers him a post coital drink he has one of those blackouts and before you know it Venus has bought the farm. He tries to dispose of her corpse but no matter where he drives there is always someone there first! But then he remembers . . .the Ice House! Problem is as he is quick freezing Venus body another of his customers, Mrs. Wilson shows up for a servicing (and I don't mean a block of ice) and; well this guys problems just keep increasing! Terrifically sleazy picture with highlights including a go-go club with totally nude dancers, a dance called "The Scrub" that totally failed to catch on and a twist ending which, even if you see it coming, will not disappoint you. B-movie stalwarts Scott Brady (whose career ranges from costarring with Joan Crawford in JOHNNY GUITAR to a giant gorilla in THE MIGHTY GORGA) and Jim Davis (who battled THE MONSTER FROM GREEN HELL before finally ending up as a regular on TV's "Dallas") pop up. Look quickly for porn legend John Holmes as a dancer in the nude club (we only see him from the back). The real attraction is Sabrina, a British singer/dancer who fills the screen all by herself. This was her last picture. You can also catch her in HOUSE OF THE BLACK DEATH where she plays a harem dancer conjured up by warlock Lon Chaney Jr. to do an erotic dance at his coven gathering. They don't make movies like this anymore. Some might consider that a relief but I am grateful for home video so I can get a glimpse of an era that I missed.