The Bamboo Prison (1954)

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

It's entirely possible that sending the audience out feeling lousy was intentional

This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.

The Bamboo Prison was made just about the time I was conceived, but it's taken 60+ years for me to finally get around to seeing it. Unfortunately, the plot and script both seem to poke around aimlessly, searching for a hot button to engage the audience. Finally, it serves up Communism as the failed ideology that it is, but underscores this point with tedious dialogue and little else. (I used to love action filled war movies as a child, but this one would have had me begging to go play in the dirt in no time at all.) You might think that the combined talents of E. G. Marshall, Brian Keith, and Robert Francis would save this one, but their acting skill are no match for the clumsy cinematic execution of The Bamboo Prison. It's obvious that this film was produced with little regard to set dressing, make up, or special effects.The prison camp set looks like left over buildings from Stalag 17 with some bamboo added here and there, the prisoners all appear very well fed and clothed, and the bombing raid depends on some stock footage of a Boeing dropping bombs which all happen to land in exactly the same area. Gun shots at a fleeing prisoner all land in a very straight line, evenly spaced, indicating little effort was spent planting the charges in the dirt for the impact effect.While not exactly terrible, this film is probably best viewed while sorting your sock drawer, clipping your nails, or as a cure for insomnia. I was hoping to see acting by the principals on par with some of their other films (Robert Francis - Caine Mutiny, E.G. Marshall - !2 Angry Men, or even Brian Keith in the Parent Trap), but this was not to be. Still, I'm happy to have watched the film so I can avoid it in the future. Your mileage may vary.

It is certainly interesting to see The Bamboo Prison from a 62 year old perspective from the start of the Korean War. I doubt this film would ever be made today. Hogan's Heroes gives this film a run for verisimilitude. By 1954 tales of the horrors and depredations that Allied prisoners endured were well known and widely circulated in America. But this was the midst of the Cold War and films about the ruthless Red Menace were pretty popular that year. But this one really stands out. It's even got a little romance in it if you can believe.Robert Francis plays a 'progressive' which means here a prisoner who's seen the light and is now a thoroughgoing Das Kapital believing Marxist converted through reading the 'truth' about Communism in the POW camp. He's in charge of a barracks full of reactionaries meaning the prisoners who resist indoctrination and one of his rewards is decent food and a cot to sleep on. Brian Keith is one of the other prisoners who is an agent filtered in from the allied side to get information on POW treatment as the peace talks go endlessly on at Panmunjom. How he gets it out is for you to see the film for.There are some Russians here as well, supervising in the near distance, Commissar Murray Matheson and his wife, former Ballerina Dianne Foster who admits she married him to advance in the Soviet society. Girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. She takes a look at the hunky Francis and she and Francis are kanoodling hot and heavy. Of course he's got his own agenda as does she, but talk about prisoner perks. William Holden didn't have it that good with the Russian women prisoners in Stalag 17.These Communists just like the Nazis in Stalag 17 have an informer among the prisoners. But when you see who it is, the reaction of the movie-going public in 1954 was, is there nothing these dirty Reds won't stoop to?Of course the depredations and horrors in Korean POW camps were quite real. North Korea sad to say has had time stand still and they've made the slogan for Korea as the Hermit Kingdom quite real. Like Prussia it's a state supporting an army. This film however is laughable in its Cold War mindset, a relic of bygone and begone years.

This thoroughly mediocre Korean War drama features Robert Francis as an American prisoner of war supposedly collaborating with his North Korean captors in an effort to help convince other Americans that Marx and Engels are the bees knees. The Bamboo Prison is burdened by endless talk about dirty commies and their filthy ideology, and isn't helped by a mediocre cast. Amusingly, the prison camp is described as 'the black hole of Calcutta' by a new POW when we can clearly see that it really doesn't look all that bad at all. By the time this dull screed plods its way towards the final reel, you'll be screaming for relief...or release. Even E. G. Marshall (here playing a pink priest) can't save this one.

The Korean war is known at the "forgotten war" for good reason: People wanted to forget it ever happened. It wasn't popular and it had a less than satisfactory conclusion. As a result, there was not many films on the subject. On the 60th anniversary of the Korean war, TCM showed nearly 24 hours of films on the subject, and this was one of them."The Bamboo Prison" is a reasonable attempt to portray the horrors of PoW life for United Nations soldiers in a Chinese prison. Starring Robert Francis as a PoW turned collaborator on a secret mission, this film is filled with all the usual trappings of the anti communist hysteria. The cast is pretty well rounded out with Brian Keith as a fellow PoW, E.G. Marshall as a counterfeit priest, Murray Matheson as the Russian adviser, Diane Foster as his ballerina/communist traitor wife, and Richard Loo as the camp commandant. A young Aaron Spelling plays an uncredited role.This film makes good fodder for the war film buff or the political historian, but not to be considered a cinematic masterpiece. Surely not a "Stalag 17" or "King Rat".