Somebody Help Me (2007)

So much average

It was OK. I don't see why everyone loves it so much. It wasn't very smart or deep or well-directed.

A terrific literary drama and character piece that shows how the process of creating art can be seen differently by those doing it and those looking at it from the outside.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

This movie was just horrible in every way thinkable. Yes some things are pretty realistic but jeez even the horrible title of the movie should let you know that its a dump of a movie. This movie was recommended to me by a friend and I can honestly say it was a waste of time and made me a bit angry at times. The captured victims were locked in flimsy dog kennels that anyone could break out of! There's a little girl in the film also and it leaves you wondering, "is she a ghost or is she real", for a good portion of time. They do explain pretty well why this man is going around cutting people up but past that I give this movie 2 thumbs down.

This movie was simply OK. It is extremely hard to understand all of the time. It starts out with a bunch of friends at a vacation cabin until 2 go missing. apparently there looks to be a ghost child a random stalker outside and some1 who walks in their house. it also is mainly gory. it is not scary all it is is gory and at rare times suspenseful. It switches at random moments to the friends dying to whatever. it makes no sense. it also ends in the random stalker killing the guy killing the kids in his own house and apparently the little girl is his daughter? WTF and u realize this all at around the last 10 minutes. there isn't any reason the stalker to be in the killer's house. it is just funny. while i was watching it i called the killer "The hiker" cause he's always hiking somewhere or killing some1. no sense. oh hes also a plastic surgeon

I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe. I hope the director is OK, because he might be to dumb to breathe.

The things that really made this movie bad, was the acting and the script (what is left you wonder) The main characters were 2 black couples and as side dish for the slasher there were 3 white couples. 20 minutes into the movie, you just hoped the killer would give them a slow and painful dead. Apart from annoying these guys were really stupid. Two examples: The killer is chasing me, i steal a cop car (with a shotgun in it) i hide the car, the killer drives by, i go back to the house to find my friends. I leave the shotgun in the car. Go back to the car to sleep with the shotgun in my hand. A little girl finds me, i go to free my friends, but still i leave the shotgun in the car. Quote: We can't call the cops, we are black. We might upset the town unquote. The movie is funny, the music is cliché and gets eery when nothing happens. If you wanna get drunk with some friends and have a good laugh, watch this movie (make sure it's lots of alcohol) Otherwise it's not worth it.